Please Don't Block My Grandma Because My Fridge is Hacked! (Or, Why IP Blocking is Dumb)

Think of it this way: your smart fridge might be a Russian spy. That’s right — little Timmy’s WiFi-enabled icebox could be the reason poor Mrs. Miggins in Florida can’t buy her catnip online. Timmy’s fridge got hacked, used to launch a cyberattack, and bam — the IP address is flagged. Mrs. Miggins is collateral damage.

This is the fundamental problem with IP address blocking. IP addresses are like pigeons — they move around.

Three reasons blocking doesn’t work:

  1. Your computer might be possessed. Even squeaky-clean users can have malware spewing login attempts like a Pez dispenser — suddenly you’re locked out, wondering if you accidentally subscribed to “Hacker Monthly.”

  2. Blocking is a neon sign for bad guys. “Hey, you’ve reached the limit!” it screams. “Better try a different tactic!” Congratulations — you just helped them refine their approach.

  3. You lose visibility. When you block, you go blind. You can’t see what the attacker is doing, which accounts they’re testing, or how sophisticated the attack is.

The Better Approach: Observe, Don’t Block

Embrace the “no sale” philosophy — let those baddies think they’re getting away with it, and use the visibility to gather intel:

  • Weird browser language? Red flag.
  • Funky user agent string? Houston, we have a problem.
  • Suspicious HTTP referrer? Time to investigate.

Instead of playing whack-a-mole with IP addresses, be like water. Adapt, flow, and outsmart the digital delinquents. Drop the ban hammer, pick up the magnifying glass — and let’s catch some crooks.

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